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That first exchange sets the tone for the rest of the relationship, so you should go beyond one-word openers and say something to give your date a laugh. A solid joke can help you get your conversation off on the right foot — or at least up your odds of getting a response. Note: Making a personalized joke is funny. An original, person-specific joke makes you stand out among vague come-ons.
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Online dating doesn't have to be all serious business. Show off your personality and capture that special someone's attention from the first chat with a little humor like these funny one-liners and ice breaker jokes. Since you're getting to know each other, and mostly communicating through dating websites, apps, chat rooms, and text messages why not tailor your opening line to these unique circumstances? Take common tech terms and turn them into ultimate funny ice breakers for online dating your match will never forget. Internet dating and safety go hand-in-hand. Open with a comment on the other person's looks by saying, "You must have a big firewall, being so hot and all. I'm looking for your personal information.
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You hope that she got hit by a bus or something, but odds are, she was just turned off by your approach. All I ask for in terms of payment is that if one of my openers helps you land a girl, you think of me when you hook up with her but not, like, in a gay way or anything, be cool. Please use discretion when choosing your opener. Best of luck. What should we order for breakfast the morning after our date?
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Along with key review factors, this compensation may impact how and where products appear across the site including, for example, the order in which they appear. Editorial opinions expressed on the site are strictly our own and are not provided, endorsed, or approved by advertisers. Happy days. Everyone is out there making it up as they go along, and the results can sometimes be really funny. Hilarious online dating anecdotes both amuse and comfort people exploring a brave new world of rejection and hookups.
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